I can’t believe I have to talk about Penis Pumps – it’s something so embarrassing and embarrassing to talk about! But I was recently asked about this topic. So here goes – this topic of ‘Crank Yankers Penis Pump’.
Honestly, I had no idea what this contraption was until I recently inquired. Apparently, there’s a game called ‘Crank Yankers’ that was popular in the United States in the late 90’s and there was a Penis Pump attached to the game. You’d rotate the crank to raise the pressure of the pump and the objective was to fill the penis pump the fastest. If you were able to fill it successfully, you’d get an X-rating and all sorts of embarrassing feedback from your opponents.
The game is designed for teen boys, or anyone looking to add a bit of fun to their lives, so it doesn’t come as surprise that the game got quite popular. Although, it’s not something I would personally recommend. I mean, come on now – there are just a ton of other games out there that can be played without bringing a penis pump into the equation.
It’s interesting to think how pop culture has shifted from a time when Crank Yankers Penis Pumps were considered ‘cool’ to today – where most people would look at it with shock and utter disbelief. I mean, using a Penis Rings Pump as a game? What kind of message does this send!
Nowadays, we prefer to keep our sexual encounters a bit more private. And I think it’s safe to say that most people don’t want their children exposed to something like this. It’s inappropriate, it’s tacky, it’s inappropriate, and vibrators it just isn’t something I’m sure people would want their children involved with.
I’m not necessarily condemning the concept of a Penis Pump as a game; there are plenty of creative ways to spice up your bedroom that are much more appropriate and safer for your health. For instance, having a dance competition, trading sexy stories, or playing ‘I spy with my little eye’. All of these games are much more socially acceptable and can be enjoyed without breaching any boundaries.
In this day and age, more and more people are becoming aware of their health and how it relates to intimate relationships. With technology advancing so quickly it’s becoming more and more difficult to keep up with the rapidly changing sexual landscape. As the Penis Pump game illustrates — just because something is popular doesn’t mean it’s necessarily healthy.
It’s true, there will always remain an appeal to playing a game like Crank Yankers Penis Pumps, but if you’re looking for sexual encounters that are both fun and healthy, then I think it’s best to leave the pumps in the dust and move on to more grown-up activities.
In the end, it all comes down to personal preference. As long as it’s something both parties are comfortable with and nothing illegal is taking place, then it’s all good. But if you’re looking to add a little bit of extra stimulation to your sex life, I’d suggest steering clear of the Penis Pump.