They say necessity is the mother of invention, and this is certainly a good indicator of that. I guess if you want to wash your penis without getting wet yourself, a penis soap pump is exactly what you’d need.
The big question is, are they practical? I’ve seen a couple of different models online, but it’s hard to tell if they are actually useful. On one hand, it looks like it could be convenient—no more dunking your hand into the soap bottle and getting it all soapy. Plus, since it’s a pump, you don’t need to worry about it spilling or oozing out everywhere. On the other hand, it just seems a bit too gimmicky. I mean, why not just use a washcloth instead?
But I suppose if you’re someone who is all about convenience, then a penis soap pump is probably a good idea. And, hey, dildos even if it isn’t that practical, at least they’ve provided us with a good laugh!
I have to admit, sex toys it has made me think a little bit more about the inventive nature of humans. I mean, who would have thought that someone could come up with such a silly contraption? It definitely shows that when it comes to creativity, there are no boundaries.
It has also made me appreciate the simplicity of life a little bit more. Let’s face it, there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of simplicity. We don’t need to complicate things when it comes to washing our genital area. We just need a good old soap and water.
So there you have it, the penis soap pump. Is it useful? Is it practical? Who knows. All I know is, it has certainly brought a smile to my face!